My favorite part was when the woman he beat said “congratulations” and he responded back... “congratulations”. Like when the guy tearing your movie ticket tells you to enjoy the show and the only response you can muster is “you too”.

Nerdy, deeply unfashionable, falsely modest, yet somehow charming. Succeeded more on grit and determination than pure talent. Congrats to Drew Magary ... on winning the Cardinal Way.

I’m sorry, but this article totally misses the point. It is one thing to do wrong, but it is hypocritical of us as a society to completely disregard someone’s genuine attempts at redemption. I also take issue with the fact that every time there is an article on Deadspin about Ray Rice there is also always a sentence…

"I can't marry you, I'm already married! My husband's name is, um, Joe Smith! He's a baseball player! For the, errr, Los Angeles...Angels...of Anaheim!"

Well, first it started at 30 . Then some electrodes lit up the 29. After that, it was 28....

Say hi to your murderer for me...

Do any of the large yearly swings in court factor correspond to scorekeeper transitions at that arena? I'm not arguing any Donaghy-esque maliciousness. Rather, a big change in court factor coupled with a fresh face would certainly support the subjectivity argument.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

"Son, DNA is real small" should have been a line in the original Jurassic Park.

Kind of like the Cuyahoga River!

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

This is literally the best thing associated with this awful, garbage song.

this is an interesting post considering that just a week ago Timothy Burke flat out mistook one black man for another

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

Steph Curry Launches a Three, Doesn't Even Watch It Go In

You can win with a mediocre-to-average QB

If I was Marchman, I'd call you out on that extra comma.

it might have been the first true thing he's said in four days.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.