So are we no longer supposed to feel bad about his injury then?  I need the latest Deadspin Style Guide on this.

Dis gud

That was my thought too.  Maybe it’s a parting gift, but it also seems like an insurance policy of sorts.

where he wore his old jersey like it was 1987 all over again.

I literally have always done this in my head.

Pretty sure, and Wikipedia seems to confirm, that the Hanks and Hunt characters were not married before he was shipwrecked, which I am being That Guy mostly to note that I am terrified by the infinitesimal chance of being on either end of that sort of hypothetical scenario (loved one is presumed dead, the other moves…

The premise and reasoning here is mostly correct, but I’m still a big fan of arugula on the right sandwich or even a taco.

This is criminally understarred

KD is the league’s biggest walnut.

+ all the bacon and eggs that you have

Diesel has been in every single Fast and Furious movie so far, even right at the end of Tokyo Drift in a surprising and delightful cameo

I didn’t hear of his passing, did the world’s oldest person pop some champagne in celebration?

On the other hand, it’s a little rich to hear an NBA general manager complain about how unnatural and unhealthy it is to try to win a championship every year.

and way too much Dennis Scott

Every. Single. Word. Of. This.

Remember Chad Johnson’s “who covered 85 in ‘05?” list.  Didn’t work out great for him, perhaps Ramsey is just being realistic.

It’s funny to me that “worked with Patrick Mahomes” somehow trumps “was mediocre with Patrick Mahomes”

Of course it’s preferable for what really happened to be something far less insidious but wanting that to be the actual reality isn’t really much of a thing. I can wish a lot of things aren’t as bad as they really seem to be.

I made a much longer comment elsewhere, but the only report that anyone has put their name behind says that the broken arm was an accident.

I fully expected comments like that, I am glad that at least I was able to frame in it a way that we’re not off the rails immediately. Hopefully others can follow your lead and I’ll do my best as well.