My mom was always getting me awful knock off stuff. I had so many fake transformers that fell apart when air touched them,

I need to play Heart on a loop in every episode.

I am shocked of the insane quality that The Middle and Modern family have after so many years. If you think about it, the Middle and Modern Family do 3 stories an episode and they're over 150 episodes now. That's A LOT of great stories they've told.

I cast Patton because I've memorized some of his stand up routines which speak to me. His prequel bit about George Lucas is among my favorite in all of stand up comedy. I always thought I'd do those kind of routines about pop culture geekery if I ever had the balls to do stand up (I don't). So I'm casting the VO…

For SURE there were soooo many knock offs. My mom bought me two. One was this weird home knit monstrosity. And the other had blue hair. The Lettuce Crop Kid (name I made up) is actually a REAL knock off from the 80s. There's a ton online and they're creepier than Chucky.

Nope! I went to Camp Echo Lark. RIP. I think it's now Westmont.

Nothing will ever be as good as the Goonies episode. Frankly, it'll always be my favorite movie and favorite thing I did. I had another show called Breaking In where I did an episode about Goonies 2 which was fun too…

Watch my episode "I Rode a Hoverboard". I may have maxed out on BTTF for a bit…

Even though I wrote Community for a season, no show will ever reach the epic heights of paint ball…

I've seen that a billion times. I wish it went on the air…

We flipped around some stuff because I needed to get clearances which has been an ongoing nightmare. I refuse to have DI Joe figures on the show so getting approvals takes forever. Next week is called Happy Mom, Happy Life and I'm really happy with it!

I'm legit! And thank you for the kind words!

Dude! I love a good debate. Respect your thoughts. And sadly… or awesomely… I am here always procrastinating.

One of the coolest things about the 80s for sure. My friend Chad had one and I was sooo jealous. It provided ALL the sound effects for our karate movies.

I'd compare it to this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I haven't done that run as much this year… but I have a great one in the finale!

I've tried to figure that out. I know the window washer, the guy doing that jittery dance, the baby, all those people who sing aaahhhhh. A camera just went around and picked people off. So cool.

You never did!!!

Oh yeah. I am obsessed with the idea that toy creators at Bandai decided children would want to play with rocks. It's the most baffling decision in the history of toys.

I think next year will be about the horrors of going through puberty. I will miss cute little Sean, but I'm excited to dig into how hard it was for me at that time. I really struggled and hopefully people will relate…