Okay, Colby. Answer me this. Why the hell does my mom's photo appear every time I post? It drives me nuts and is honestly super haunting. I have never posted this photo on twitter. My mom emailed it to me — and now for some insane reason whenever I post on AV club it is my photo. I guess what I'm trying to say is…

I'm so confused. I clearly decided Erica put the box in the garage March 3rd, 1980something and then Barry and TV me found it January 9th 1980something. Plenty of time passed.

JP McPickleshitter ain't gonna like it when I do another Goonies episode then. Not sure how. But I gotta, right?

I wish I would've picked The Jelly Shoes. For real.

It is. For some reason… my mom and Wendi are my pic. They're not even ON my twitter account. WTF!?

F yeah. And Fred killed it. My God, that guy is talented.

No, no. I am Adam Goldberg. Honestly, I'm not Lemur. Come on, I'd never pick that. I'd be FortressMaximus2000 if anything.

Hahahaha. We get it, Scumby. And I think Scumby will be the name of Adam and Barry's band from now on.

BOOM!!!!

Pople ask me this all the time! Who knew that was such an iconic spot!!!

Camp mix tapes were the BEST. You got introduced to so much more music that way…

Will Harris is my spirit animal.

That is correct Mr. Webb! Also… why the hell is my mom and Wendi my pic??? I don't even have it on my twitter feed. For real.

The reality Michele? The real Barry is waaaaaay more ridiculous and been toned down so much…

Hahahahaa. Best exchange ever.

Poltergeist literally traumatized me. I relate. And yes, Patton is the glue of the show. He comes in for an hour and makes it look easy. He's honestly gifted.

I'd just take your bullet points Will on what you liked and thought was a suckfest!!!

The obsession with rap is actually mine — originally Barry loved the Dead like in real life. But Troy is rap obsessed and so am I so it changed cause of the actual actor!

Oh man. So am I! Just like two weeks ago Marah slapped me down and said no one was watching when I let it slip that I was picked up. Such a bummer. I love her stuff.

Erica is not real. Eric is. Dana Caldwell is actually Mandy Caldwell and very real. At that point, Sony was scared by it being so close to my life but I hammered them so much that they caved. And Dana messaged me on Facebook and was like you should've used my name!