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The Post-Kinga AV Club

Plus now he's got that amazing hair and a cable-knit sweater.

“I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and to nobody else but you.”

So the guy says, "I'm switching my trailer park to propane. I need 500 tanks." A minute before closing! You should've seen Joe Jack! He pulled a flask out of his desk and started drinking. It was so funny!

WHORES! FORNICATORS! WHORES! FORNICATORS! WHORES! FORNICATORS!

Better a cat than the dog he picked for dancing.

Hey, man, is this 9-1-1? I'm dang ol' here at Mega Lo Mart, man. It's gone boom, there's a fire there. And dadgum—dadgum blowed everywhere, man. I don't know. Some man run out of there. I don't know if Chuck Mangione gonna be coming here—

Or, Luanne, Lucky and Gracie have moved.

"Has anyone smelled today's trash? It smells way better than yesterday's!"

*Mouth full of homemade, non-Arrow Girl cookies* Thafherton!

Excuse me? This is a Popples site, buddy. You best watch your mouth.

It was hilarious every time.

And the police are hot on your trail!

This is a late season town hall image. Give us something from the PTA disbanding or the Monorail or Who Shot Mr. Burns!

Will there be an AV Club in 2027? Better smoke 'em while you got 'em.

See what the Greys, Whites and Reptilians are up to every Monday on People of Earth on TBS!

"Garbage in garbage can." Hmm, makes sense.

I don't have verso. Instead could I give you my bank routing and account numbers and my SSN? That'd be a real time saver.

I liked everything Tom did while watching Dougie's inability to get through the door. He seemed to realize that things weren't right with Dougie but forgot it once they started interacting.

The only winning move is not to play.