I fear that if Shane were going to pick someone to fight for him, that would've been inserted into the storyline weeks ago. Too late now.

Just occurred to me that the point of the no-DQ stipulation was that Sasha *didn't* employ it to interfere and help her "friend" without consequence. She let her take the punishment instead. Like a boss.

Bingo. No way can you bring them in front of the audience; you have to do it backstage where all the chanting can be muted, if needed.

Clearly, Aykroyd and Tomlin needed Viola Davis in there too.

The "how" seems obvious: Tony's so volatile that as much as the alpha males might've wanted him as a shield, they couldn't trust him.

Given the distance that entrances take at stadium shows, they may need to bring back the golf carts unless they want this match to take an hour.

There's already a triple threat match booked on the Raw side, with Nia Jax still possibly being added, too. A bit too sames-y to do it on the SD side?

Easy for RR and Ambrose to pull off: "We played your games, and listened to your direction, and I got booed and he got buried in the midcard. Enough."

There's still a chance that they pull Shane from the fight and have him pick someone to represent his honor — Nakamura, ideally. Otherwise, fuuuuuuuck.

And as for Nia Jax? [Cue close-up!]

Perhaps even better: the Tetsuya Naito model from NJPW. Send him away for a few months, and have him come back with total DGAF attitude towards everything.

Now all they need to do is remind everyone of what happened between the two at the Rumble, and let Roman play up his sense of entitlement. It'll work.

Or make it a triple threat at WM.

Saddam Hussein died with more dignity.

Better move would've been to not hot potato it to Bayley on a random Raw in the first place.

What was the point of building Charlotte's streak to end it like this? I'd have kept the title on her until WM and *then* have Bayley beat her.

Said punctuality can be terrifying to some.

I saw them live about 15 years ago and Hall punted the big note in She's Gone. So disappointing.

Modern Love or Method of Modern Love? Because only one of them teaches people how to spell.

Squeeze and Debarge.