Dawg, it was pitchy, yo, and also Natalie Merchant and Michael Stipe sang it better at Clinton's 1993 MTV Inaugural Ball. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It took until Pharaoh to even develop a decent impression of him, but they never had a decent comic take on him, any angle from which to satirize him, except for maybe The Rock Obama. They were either too chicken or too un-creative to make his supporters (myself strongly among them) at all uncomfortable.

"What accent is that, by the way? Where's that guy from?"

DIE HARD ON A BOAT, with over-acting hall of fame villains.

Is it more fun than going into Tosche Station to pick up power converters?

All I want for Hanukkah is for Bobby Roode to be a surprise entrant into the Rumble, spend his entire 90-120 seconds on his entrance, and then be immediately dumped by Kane. Please?

It could be that there were reward challenges which were not broadcast.

What happened to Little Inez winning Miss Hairspray?

Not only is it never not funny, but it absolutely describes the heist.

Ok, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.

Lincoln/Llama/Showgirls for the win, now and forever.

The "clapter" point is so important. Comedians who settle for the applause of the comfortable are lazy. It's why I hate Bill Maher so much — smug motherfucker is happy to have his audience cheering trite bullshit.

The Kid in that movie, Charlie Korsmo, is now a conservative law professor and MIT grad.

URINETOWN was already taken.

What a damn tragedy this story is. Media killed this guy.

I'm assuming that toilet bowl manufacturer paid a fair price to be included in that well-lit parody, as part of Lorne's new efforts at product placement.

Try living in Pennsylvania.

Here are those rules: http://www.ncsl.org/researc…

I will renew my request for a Ross McElwee parody.

Only a true Springsteen junkie could read a massive memoir like this and respond, "needs more Human Touch/Lucky Town."