Potholes are really hard on boats. How did we ever let Lake Michigan get so bad?

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

“I love you, alive girl.”

No effing way! Overpriced, low-power, worn-out and the seller is asking new-car prices for something that’s approaching the end of its useful and problem-light lifespan.

One of the next great writers is here at Jalopnik. Beautiful story, I wish you the best. 

Likely she has several “sugar daddies” who are happy to pay a “star” for certain benefits.  

Yeah, her financial situation seems sketchy as hell.

This is a case where you have to be careful not to let a great deal convince you to buy something you don’t want. It is, no doubt, a fantastic deal. If you want to do 100 pound bench press or leg extensions, and you don’t want to haul it home yourself, buy it.
But do you really want to do 100 pound bench presses and…

This is a case where you have to be careful not to let a great deal convince you to buy something you don’t want. It…

Don’t let facts get in the way of a good selling point. America needs to be great (again) and in order to do that, we need a wall or steel slats or at least a cardboard box held up with a stick with a rope waiting to be pulled. We can set a green card under a box to lure unsuspecting migrants coming across the border.…

A bit of Armour, a turret mounted gun and you’ve got yerself an Urban Assault Vehicle! (I’ve been waiting years to say this).

“It fell off a truck.”

R. Kelly can go fuck himself. I hope he will finally receive the punishment he deserves.

These neo Nazis are a bunch of the thinnest skinned whiny ass bitches I have ever seen. They’ll advocate for genocide, but at the slightest criticism, they go screaming to any authority they can find for protection.

No one hand-waved away 150 years of oppression against Asians, Jews or any other group. That’s literal definition of whataboutism. If noting that anti-___ violence and sentiment is not the same as a system that explicitly codified the legal rape, torture and murder of one group of people is pretending it doesn’t exist…

Meanwhile go to any of those resturaunts on Grand ave in Oakland and see white people smoking joints/blunts on the crowded sidewalk w/ no citation.  

Don’t mention the fact that Asians weren’t historically subjected to slavery, Jim Crow, and anti-black violence.

If you get busted for possession in Baltimore County, it is worth noting thar there is a dispensary located DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE COURTHOUSE IN TOWSON. 

Not surprised. Weed is legal in CA but it didn’t stop a park ranger from trying to roll up on group of us talking about how he “smelled pot”. Then when the white guy asked him if that was illegal he gave us a whole lecture about kids being around (all the open containers didn’t seem to be an issue for the kids though)…

Let’s be real here. Weed was just the excuse, and they will find other excuses.