The huge influx of Amazon money has basically obliterated any kind of affordable housing in Seattle.

The answer to your questions in order are yes and no.

Likely you would be using tires that are already perfectly balanced and require no weights. High-end tires like this have a bit of extra rubber in one spot to counter-balance the valve stem. As for throwing things out of balance at speed, everything is going to increase in weight in lock-step, so it will remain in…

“Having trouble paying your student loans? FUCK YOU, HAVE SOME MORE!”

Did the promo materials actually feature Madness, or did you just throw that in there? THE HELL?!?!?!

Do you even lift, bro?

Bro do you even…

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

Do Americans still have laws against animal cruelty?

Are we?

I’d have gone with something like “I’m thankful for my family’s health ... and ObamaCare being in place to take care of it along with millions of other Americans.”

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

You simply can’t just leave us hanging like this. We must be told the stories of what those items were that topped your list of weirdest and or largest items next-dayed.

I mean you can’t just mention that

This isn’t the first time something like this has happened:

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I like all the gold bits

Good. I wish EVERYONE who claims to be feminist or progressive would sever ties. I’ll never forget the Jia Tolentino piece on Jezebel which in my very humble opinion did not go far enough at all, and the scores of commenters who were willing to give Lena pass after motherfucking pass despite example after…

Turkey is super bland.