Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Relevant:

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

You forgot “dullest” in your description of the characters. And the actors playing them.

Two waters, two coffees!

I hope not. I like air.

However the Tombstone has a limitation that the Stunner does not, which is the person performing the move has to be strong enough to invert the other wrestler safely before dropping to the knees. So it’s limited to bigger guys. So you don’t get the comical reversals, you could with the stunner. If Vince had been in…

Love this and for those hating on it saying “well its called a JOB. you do things you dont want to blah blah blah” seriously people? I think its time for a change. No one likes going to work uncomfortable and jobs in general should be enjoyable. Sticking to the whole “its a job and you must do what you’re told” state…

Please tell your co-worker she is awesome and I died of laughter with the hair net/fake mustache combo. Plus I know the boss that complained is likely the embodiment of “darth becky”.

Yo, your coworker is my everything.

*I have never, and will never understand the desparate need for uniforms in the (non-Culinary/non-customer facing) work place.

But how can I judge and insult this woman for her bravery with all these pesky faaaaaaaaaaaaacts dammit

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Will the majority of RS owners ever use drift mode?

BLM is a political movement. One whose message I support. It doesn’t change the fact that it’s a political movement though. So is feminism. I can acknowledge that while also believing that women are 100% equal to men. And yes, our worth as women is still up for political debate, hence the need for a political movement…

Dear black people,

I’ve always hated the judge imposed dress code. For years, I had to wear suits with skirts when I went to court because so many of the (white, male) judges found women in pants ‘inappropriate’.

But you are protected by the First Amendment in front of the bench if the court is exercising viewpoint discrimination. The court can prohibit political expressions altogether, but it cannot allow only political expressions in support of particular causes. Once a government actor allows some political expression, the…

The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist. She is more attractive than Tay-Tay in every possible aspect. Plus, she’s probably looking for an FWB arrangement, which suits someone like Harris/Wiles much, much better than being with a mental case like Swift.

If Calvin Harris and JLo are boning, he wins, forever.