Fancy

They took it out on the track, did this:

I knew these looked familiar...

Preferably with a full and invasive cavity search to go with it.

This unhinged, deparaved, misogynist, racist was a former Congressman. Think about what that says about the stupidity and insanity of tens of millions of Americans, who elect people like Walsh all the time. Reminds me of George Carlin, I’ll do my best to get the words right. “Everyone says politicians suck, right?…

I really want to believe that these kind of assholes have been around forever, we just didn’t get blasted in the face by thier bullshit. In the 90s we had the militia movement (rather funny how these kind of people only seem to have issues with the government when the left is in charge) which had moments of spotlight,…

Looks like this asshole is going to get a visit from the Secret Service, huh?

Secret Service, please make sure it’s this guy and Not the delightful Joe Walsh who played guitar and sang with The James Gang and The Eagles.

“Real America”

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?

The difference is the killers of those police officers will be convicted.

Calling it now that Pokemon Go is going to increase traffic fatalities in the US. Too bad we’ll all be too busy trying to catch Pokemon while cruising down the freeway to care.

This reminds me of a wonderful scene in the final debate of “The Great Debaters”.

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

And in answer to your headline, yes, I’m afraid you will. It breaks my heart that a part of me is grateful that my son inherited his father’s light skin tone instead of my own.

Unfortunately it’s an unavoidable byproduct of this story.

Kara, are you trying to make me feel bad for Iggy Azalea?

You can wear it over your ass, but your ass can’t sit on it. I think. Flag rules are weird.

Ahh. Let’s replace the reliable and secure thing with something infinity more complex and likely to break to save 15 seconds of our lives everyday. This is so American it should have been posted yesterday.