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Ok raise your hand if you read the whole article.

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This reminds me of the time I was behind some lady trying to pull into the car wash. It was SO horrible and she had no idea what she was doing (kept backing up with the wheel turned the wrong way), so I ended up getting out of the car and driving her car in for her. Fast forward to 3:24 here:

So does grammar, it seems.

Ya got two options:

There’s no good way to ascertain the speed of those cars. There are no other cars on the road, so there’s no real frame of reference. They could try to do the math on how fast the dashes are moving, but even that seems dubious as the camera is very shaky and is only looking ahead for a couple of seconds. They also

that’s because the cop was behind him waiting to run him next. :/

What Are you blind? surely your eyes have encountered this before.

Does the entire Hummer line not exist to you or something??

He’s definitely got a leg up on other drifters!

You're a dick, you know that, right?

Give this man a hand!

Nah, another guy in the comments section had it right. “Nut juice.”

Tires every 10 laps. Engine re-build every 50.

It’s funny you posted this today Doug. A co-worker of mine sent me these pictures of a Mustang yesterday that he saw stuck on a curb at his bank. He said the driver was trying to show off while leaving the parking lot and got stuck. What you can’t see is that there is a rock underneath the curb that it got high

How much water goes into raising the milk cows? I would imagine as much or more than almonds ( I am actually curious and not trying to be a dick).

As an engineer (not a scientist—but hey, you people don't really know wtf I do anyway), we generally agree that 3/4 of something isn't actually 1 of something. As in 96 oz is not 128 oz (or 1 gallon). Or how a 75 mph fastball is not a 100 mph fastball. or how if you get caught doing 75 in a 70 mph zone you'll be fine,

Stop calling it that. Milk has a scientific definition. It cannot be secreted from almonds, soy, or your over-inflated ego.

Almond milk is not a (eta: significant!) source of protein.

Lactose Intolerant Guy here...my family and friends thank God that almondmilk is a thing. Because....it was ROUGH for a couple of months while I was trying to figure out what milk was doing to my body.