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I know this is not remotely anywhere near the same level as a LaFerrari, but I have a Torklift hitch that comes out my rear foglight blank, and I mainly use it for a bike rack, but I have to say, the WRX makes a fine tow vehicle.

Looks like a Chinese knock off of an F series.

The Audi owner is accustomed to replacing control arms every 7 miles anyway, so they just gunned it and got the weight transferred to the rear.

Suspension repairs be damned, every Jalop’s inner six year old is collectively trying to convince us to take a drive to Minnesota right about now, lol.

There a guy zooming in and out and panning the camera around. Clearly having some fun with this before calling it in.

Discount Kristen Schaal.

I had completely forgotten about this crazy woman and now I feel compelled to look up that episode on YouTube!

there’s something crazy eyed about her appearance, much like Crazy Amy from that episode of Kitchen Nightmares:

I nearly considered it, but thought I couldn’t keep a straight enough face to talk about their “science” (magical spirit-finger hand waving must be used here).

Put me down as a reference!

That almost makes me want to apply to one with no real experience at all just to see if they’re desperate enough to call me for an interview. I mean if they’re going to fuck up one way...

I’m a PhD in immunology/molecular biology, and my LinkedIn/ResearchGate/BioSpace is blowing up with Theranos jobs of all kinds for my field. I guess they finally are trying to get some real science in there...too bad that ship is going to sink harder than the Titanic.

Really, the epoxy is doing the heavy lifting here. The hemp is too tired to even get off the couch.

Step 1: Go to any town with a population of less than 1,000

Awesome. And it sounds about right for my old Toyota which is over 10 years old now and probably has less than 5k spent on it.

Look, an airbag isn’t going to save your ass if you get in an accident in one of these. If a Viper wants you dead, you dead.

Simple, the WRC car doesn’t use the STI’s 2.5li EJ25, but the WRX’s 2.0li FA20. Because of rules and other customization the STI’s gearbox, differentials, suspension and brakes are also all thrown out.

The first rule of Tesla repairs is that you don’t talk about Tesla repairs.

There, I said it.

Between this and the news of them software limiting a 75kwh battery to 60, and various lesser news within the past months, I’m disliking Tesla more and more lately.