...Finally have a reason to come back to the game.

That was Rich. But I’m afraid I don’t have the Energy for further comment.

Did you know that storey is 10.83 feet tall?

This is only the storey so far 

Nah, this will be the Neverending Storey

Say no if he offers to push the shopping buggy to your car. 

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

End of Storey.

Cocaine? 

Coffee?

“We’re not done until everyone has diabetes.”

Not the first time a company has had a rouge employee tweet something stupid.

I can’t believe you ruined Doom for your dad, what a piece of shit you are.

I know everyone’s got their own thing, but this doesn’t even seem sexually appealing. Like, those are just so unbelievable that it’s not really registering to me as sexy in any way.

Could be worse. Could be the Coffee Mod test...

The best part is, trying to decide whether to fight for your artistic integrity or your career, before you’ve had your cup of coffee!

And possibly and exorcist.

My girlfriend would like me to point out that if she were going to go into battle, or fight someone, or do pretty much anything physical, she'd be wearing a good bra that doesn't allow for much movement despite her larger cup size, and doesn't understand video game costumes at all, nor why developers feel the need to…

And, like, a physicist.

I think I need an adult...