Hoo boy, that's fantastic.

It's the "just bite it" solution to everything! Have a problem? Just bite it!

Aw, man, I'm going through this right now with a friend. She still wants to work it out. It's not going to work out.

Aw man, now I'm laughing so hard my husband's gonna ask why I'm laughing and I CAN'T TELL HIM because I'm gonna USE THIS ONE LATER.

??? Is "get a job somewhere else" seriously a genuine argument you're trying to make? People cling desperately to jobs that in no way allow them to support their families. You really think everyone involved has the incredible privilege of choosing between multiple job opportunities? No. No no no.

We share a neighborhood, internet friend!

Nooo I don't want to lose Salut! I'd rather complain vocally to the owners than stop going there—that'll just screw over the local staff, not the owners.

I think this comment should just win... everything. Just win everything.

Yeah, Hiddleston's hands are incredible. Mison, yaaaaas!

SEXY HANDS POST SEXY HANDS POST!!!!!

Where did I say it was?

I tried to write a response explaining how the internet works but I got bored so

I can tell you what I've seen from experience: white women advocating specifically for black men isn't really a thing. White women advocating for more diversity, and basically meaning more POC women, is what it seems to end up being. I work at a place that's maybe 85% female, and maybe 5% POC (???) for the whole…

I already get the privilege that comes with white skin; I don't need the privilege that comes with silently perpetuating the status quo.

OH-HO-HO-HOOOOKAY

Sounds like, in addition to the "Sexy Lamp" and "Sexy Lamp with a Post-It Note" tests, we need a "Big Beefy Arm" test. Could she be replaced with a big, muscly arm that punches things in the background? (Obviously this gets more complicated if you have to put a little bikini on the big, beefy arm, in order for it to…

I complain about the lack of women in the Avengers.

I'm 10000% with you on this one.

I feel that all the time, now that I'm working at a dept of health. People talk all the time about "the poor" and it's like they're some completely different alien species. Sometimes I just want to be like, THIS IS ME. I GREW UP THIS WAY, I AM SLIGHTLY BETTER NOW AND THANK YOU FOR HIRING ME AND GIVING ME THIS INCOME…

The fucking sociopath who wrote that article also has some nuggets of "wisdom" for men. Some highlights:
4. Sex is best when you treat it as a competition.