True! It's just more likely to find gopher foot theft outside of the metro area.

Most RURAL Minnesota story ever! Don't tell me the Twin Cities don't count as Minnesota, and this story is craycray from where I'm sitting (in downtown St Paul).

Why are you hatin' on Denver in the main photo if this was at LAX?

I dunno, I was pretty thoroughly entertained by Salt. I won't call her a great actress, but I do often enjoy "bad" action movies. I mean, come on—we have a zillion craptastic action flicks with male leads. I won't mind a zillion craptastic action flicks with female leads.

True, true. Maybe if we're lucky they'll actually comment on that in the show? Maybe? Maybe I'm kidding myself.

You really find it so hard to believe that staff are trained to talk to customers about what would look attractive on their bodies? Seriously? Am I shopping on a different planet or something?

Believe me, I don't think VS is a great store. I just wanted to point out that they train their staff to use ideas about mainstream, status quo attractiveness to appeal to customers and sell product. Do you think any of their staff would say, "It doesn't matter if you look sexy or nice in this lingerie! Your body…

It's been what? 13 years? So yeah, they probably are setting it a bit in the future.

*quiet sobbing in the distance*

The one where Shawn and Jack first meet. Tears, tears galore. I was all about Shawn-angst.

1. WOOOOO! I hope this show is better than the likes of the other shows Disney has produced lately.

No one's gonna comment on the fork-in-phallus? No one? Come on guys, it's Monday morning and I'm too tired to come up with a worthy joke.

check out jordanelizabeth's comment (which is to the left a bit on my screen):

They are hurting themselves economically—and yet, the fear of showing average, diverse, and larger bodies is so intense that the people who work at these companies cannot see the money waiting for them. Our culture is too obsessed with selling a thin ideal, which larger women will (sometimes desperately, sometimes…

Yeah, I agree—but being a reader doesn't mean one agrees with everything one reads, right? I side-eye a fair amount of stuff on Jezebel and I wouldn't call myself a "jezzie" but I definitely check the site regularly. I don't really like over-identifying myself; io9 certainly meets my sci-fi needs more thoroughly than…

You gotta go to the guys at Bare Escentuals or whatever they call it. They know their shit.

You have a back-up plan, which is what I would advise in case of a change of heart, so go for it! If you were the type who didn't think adopted or foster children "count" then I'd be worried, but if that's an option you'd consider without it feeling second-rate then you're fine. Snip away!

You call yourself an interloper from io9 a lot. Give in, admit it— you're a Jezebel reader AND an io9 reader.

Ooooh sweat pant side panels, yes please!!!

One time in college I shaved one leg regularly and let the other grow free. Why? Because I wasn't sure why I had been shaving in the first place, and SCREW YOU MOM I'M AT COLLEGE NOW I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS AND WHO CARES IF THIS MAKES BOYS LIKE ME OR NOT AND STOP BUYING ME PERFUME FOR EVERY BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS…