The only difference, is that money goes to YouTube/Twitch/etc advertisers, instead of those paying for the local “news” station to show the same thing with a spin on the events that makes the advertiser happy.


In the end, these things will stop not because it doesn’t make for high viewership and sell ad time, but…

Take it with a grain of shalt.

So that’s what Haley Joel Osment will look like when he gets older.

Even if you never heard a word before, you can infer the meaning by the manner in which you heard it.

You didn’t hear some person say “so, I’m dating this very nice *expletive* and my parents love them.”
You heard “...you *expletive* BITCH!”

You probably didn’t think ‘those are long-term friends and it is a friendly…

$15 is the all-time low for this

$15 is the all-time low for this

Someone should beat her near to death and then tell her it was her own fault for being a bigoted piece of shit.

The answer is gravy. IF you have mashed potatoes, you should be having gravy as well. You add the gravy to the mashed potatoes and bake along with the meat. Put the potatoes in the middle, meat around it and gravy all on top of everything. When you get done baking everything back up to temp, you mix what you have to,…

All you need is Saxsquatch.

Can we just fill out our bingo card for the year ahead of time?
Cheese is good for you in February, got it. Is it wine for March, or beer? Maybe beer in April and then we’ll shift to salt for May, chocolate for June, correct that to dark chocolate in August and while people forget about chocolate we’ll tell them about…

When our house was completed and other homes were under construction, I saw Amazon drivers drop a package off and then go drop a package off in the portable toilets the construction workers used. It became part of their routine to avoid a bathroom stop, but begs the question... what are they doing now that everything…

You act as if an iPad is an old portable TV from the 80s with a big antenna and black and white picture. “I missed it, because the retina display on my iPad is not as good as the 8K screen I have at home.” >_<

Fuck you, make the sauce per the original directions. Think you all have the budget for some tomatoes and stuff, right? Go donate it at a shelter and do some good. Unless its terrible, then don’t do that last part.

You can use the vents, depending on their placement, to keep food warm while you oven cook the food you forgot to put in while the pork chops have been done for 20 minutes already... ask me how I know.

Anyone who grew up with siblings simply refers to this as “the way.”

I mean, I covered that... in that it is a word, sure. But the author tied the word into another title via hyphen... thus making it part of a title. Whether they are qualified, who qualifies and how it is assigned... that is up to governing bodies. Typing it out differently solves all these issues and keeps the…

People refer to someone as the “architect” of a plan, the “engineer” of some grand design and other such “titles” used as descriptive fluff or to impart importance on an individual in a team effort.

In this case, however, the author ties it into another official title and does not frame it as a descriptive term for a…

The wife will complain about “constantly doing dishes,” but I do the cooking, vacuuming, mopping and all the yard work. Whenever she complains, I tell her I mowed the yard this week, I’ll do the dishes every single day, loading and unloading and she can just mow the yard the one time per week. “No thanks.”

A person who is not currently on fire, can remember the time they were... or at least convey how bad it is to be on fire if they never had the pleasure.

The Vegeta buff.