How did I know this would be about Ari, the 2nd fiddle to literally the worst people on the planet. When you're waterboy for the likes of Ant Cumia and Joe Rogan, you know something has gone very wrong in your life. Also, your ass. (NSFW link that shows off his 'talent').

I don't the first damn thing about wrestling and I can tell you that's not true. Daniel Bryan is the only wrestler that I, a non-fan, can say anything about other than reciting his name. Sounds to me like he is doing quite the opposite.

He's only being truthful, kids need to be reminded they can't try what they do on wrestling at home, it's only entertainment only like other things on tv ,thats why they say leave it to the pros.

Or maybe we shouldn't use his speech to joke about the death of an 8 year old. My first post, I guess I'm using kinja wrong?

Do you have Daniel Bryan confused with someone else

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Don't ask how I know this (ugh), but Ari Shaffir is a great friend of Anthony Cumia's, has been on his completely mirthless race-misogyny-n-guns rantfest more than once, and has said he would consider being a kind of 2nd mike on said show if Cumia leaves his Long Island basement (you read that right—he's totally not a…

Ari Shaffir is the same guy who said in his act that having cerebral palsy is like being "king of the retards." He's just straight up human garbage and he uses "edgy" tangents with no punchline to try to distract from the fact that he's just not funny.

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

Yes, being a jerk is people's pregoative. But if someone feels they are entitled to being treated a certain way and don't want to treat their SO the same way, that's a big red flag.

Goddamit I love Mike Polk. His 'letter to the Browns season ticket office' video is awesome.

Relevant:

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

My two favourite non-sports car type reviews were Hammond's "testing...through the crucible...of motorsport", where he'd figure out what people carrier was the best, or what RV could also be a track car, or which is the best taxi from around the world, etc. Those were common cars, and they were GREAT. The other was…

Yeah, well they just plain stopped having car reviews. Some episodes are entirely some bullshit adventure mixed in with a race between a Unicorn and a Peugot...across the OCEAN. The old show used to have a lot of interesting show downs between various cars as well as longer term tests. The wacky stunts were just…

They're trying too hard some times and its becoming a little too unbelievable.

Agreed on that count. It has seriously declined in recent years to the point where if I see it, I will watch it, but if I miss it, I wouldn't be missing anything. It's actually gotten pretty stale and maybe sending Clarkson off to the pasture might do the show some good.

It's sadly true. Re-watch stuff from a decade ago, and this past year's offerings. It's like a panto show now, a caricature.

Let's just forget that Top Gear has already been recast once... May wasn't an original member of the show. Either way Top Gear has been getting worse for years as it gets more and more scripted and less and less realistic.

I pretty much agree. I've watched Top Gear since the original show, and these days I mostly can't be bothered. If it happens to be on when I'm watching TV then sure, but I don't go out of my way to watch it any longer. Seems like most of the people getting their panties in a bunch about this and vociferously defending…