Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

I wouldn't go back to a place that did this to me, but if I was a shitty tipper the the restaurant probably wouldn't care. I'm a 20% tipper anyway so if someone did this to me I'd be livid.

Look, a lot of us who hate it have worked in food service. Fucking with people's food is an asshole move. I'm sorry you don't understand that.

In the places I've worked, it's considered calling a customer out and can get you fired, no matter if you do it politely or not.

You know, if a person wants to tip you two bucks on a 200-buck bill, that's his or her prerogative. Tip isn't mandatory, and if I would have a waiter come up to me and confront me with the size of my tip, I'd ask him to give me the two dollars back. It's a courtesy, not an obligation.

FYI, I'm Dutch and tip well above…

The only dating advice my mother ever gave me was "Never date a man who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter." It has served me well.

I couldn't care less if my server is friendly. Just don't be that server who refuses to write down orders, because your memory is so great, and then you screw up my "no tomato" request. Carry a note pad, write down my order, don't be a dick, that's really all I ask and you'll get your 20%.

This is one of the things I just don't understand about douchebag assholes. Why would you go out of your way to anger/piss off/rile up your wait staff? Can they not help themselves — does their entitlement override their common sense? I think that being respectful toward restaurant staff (or any service industry…

The ultra entitled asshole says, "Don't worry I have this," and throws down his card. I run the card drop the check and wait. As soon as they leave I pick up the check and look and he's left a $3 tip bringing the bill to $200. My manager asks if I'd like her to talk to them. I say no and follow them out.

A better ending to the last story would have been the owner/manager telling the crusty regular that unless he decided to start treating the staff with respect and tipping adequately, that he should get chicken fingers elsewhere.

They don't just want you to friendly, they want you to be subservient. Power tripping assholes.

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

Jesus... Lol you need to move before you wake up to him eating your toes. No sauce though because he only has his toes all natural.

While I applaud the first portion of your statement, the second portion is not acceptable, even as a joke. The people harmed by non-vaccination are rarely the individuals themselves, but people they come into contact with who either have compromised immune systems or are too young to receive vaccinations yet (like my…

Wait, he believes in UFOs, but not the moon landing? WTF.

Thanks Obama, no seriously Thanks Obama. I was 8 when Armstrong and Aldrin Landed. They put their asses waaaaay out on the line, if they had been able to Bring back the LeM and park it in their backyard it would've been ok by me.

Yes, I'd have to agree, he's really out there. No joke, this guy believes in the whole chem trail thing as well as anything UFO related.

I'm guessing the Venn diagram of moon-landing hoaxers and anti-vaxxers is a circle.

Your roommate is an imbecile. Let him be an imbecile.

That. Was. Awesome. I loved that you found every one of those objects in all those old photos. Great article.