Hasn't Greece been through enough? 

That is probably one of the most comprehensive lists of household chores and child rearing tasks I have ever read. Have you ever shared this list with your partner? Not giving advice, I’m just curious how he reacted. I'm guessing defensively.

Trump sucks, but shoehorning him into everything is exhausting. You don’t need to give him this attention. I just want five minutes where I don’t have to think about him. Just give me a coffee break. And then it’s back to fighting him on everything.

Ugh I’m sorry. Dealing with that kind of shit is hard especially figuring out A new schedule with a new job. Fwiw, I struggled a lot when I was putting in 50+ hour work weeks, and then would get told I was not pulling my weight at home. It felt like I was being attacked and I got really defensive, because like you…

I am beyond frustrated with my husband. Since he started his nursing job(s) he has completely abandoned his responsibilities here at home. The only interacting he is willing to do anymore is play with our 4yr old. He does what he want, when he wants to, and that’s about it. He refuses to acknowledge the routines I…

So— bear with me, this starts off as a downer but ends on (hopefully) an up note.

Shut the fuck up you little snot and show some respect to your elders.

I am old and grey and full of sleep and do not sext.

What I want to know is who’s the jerk in the cowboy hat who thinks it’s so manly to keep his hat on indoors that he doesn’t know what everyone in Texas knows — that you remove your hat indoors, especially in the presence of the President of the United States: https://truewestmagazine.com/cowboy-hat-etiquette/

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

If he REALLY wanted parents to have more time for their kids he’d advocate for shorter work days, more paid vacation time, more paid sick and family leave and a higher minimum wage.

Well, from this working mom who is presently lounging without a bra and giving her kids some couch potato time after a very long week, fuck you Robert Patterson.

Fruit ranking really is a multi-axis process, as shown in this chart.  A professor in my department in grad school had all his students fill out their own and taped it to the door of his lab.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-dont-hate-women-candidates-i-just-hated-hillary-and-coincidentally-im-starting-to-hate-elizabeth-warren

I assume it’s the same vague, meaningless hopey changey book all presidential candidates write. It’s not like Obama’s Audacity of Hope lit the world on fire.

I’m a little confused; I don’t think white women are excluded from body hair? Maybe western European white women? But. I mean, anyone of Jewish or Mediterranean descent knows what this is about... I was mocked mercilessly for my nipple/tuft of chest hair when I was younger, and certainly got endless mocking in junior…

I support this list whole-heartedly, but I also have to ask: are we dumbing down the language? We definitely don’t need words like “incentivize”, but do we have to reduce everything to a 2nd grade level?

I’m wondering if there’s any reason at this point to hope we might dial back on using the “>” symbol to mean “better than?” Since, well, that’s not what it means?

Based off literary_funk’s comment I’m tempted to say this is normal Crazy Celebrity behavior but I fully believe that Lindsay is only semi-lucid at any given moment thanks to substances.

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…