We’re not codependent, actually drifted apart a lot since high school due to her stuff and also me not living in my hometown anymore. All of us are definitely dysfunctional but she’s the one who doesnt think she is and doesnt think she has issues to deal with and doesnt go to therapy when the rest of us do or have in…

I’m thinking this would actually be a great interactive gift, like a puzzle or a project. You supply the mason jar full of pee and the pregnancy test, your husband gets all the fun of dipping the latter into the former by himself and reading the results!

LOL. You know what would be a really good niche market for you to get into?

Yeah Pregnancy tests are gross. I’m gonna skip the middle man and just fill a decorative mason jar with my pee to give my husband.

i hope people start endorsing tampons too

She’s always been vulgar like that, nothing new!

So true. Im 27 and keep expecting my dysfunctional sister who is only a year younger than me to grow up too, but I’m just realizing it’s not gonna happen anytime soon, if ever.

I forget who it was who made this point but it was something like “every town always had the one nutjob, the internet just lets them talk to each other”.

As I recall, she was really sweet but almost unintelligible. And she seemed super young in demeanor - but must have been late 20’s. She was huge in Canada but not as big here yet (otherwise she never would have done our show.)

my best friend got married just before Christmas in Iowa. Her mother made us faux fur lined shawls - one side silk, the other fur. Not my style in any way but i LOOOOOVED it. I felt very Betty Draper meets Ice Princess.

I KNOW THIS ENSEMBLE BY HEART. Story: I worked on a morning talk show that year as an ‘associate segment producer’ - I prepped the guest, cleared music/photos, stuff like that. We had booked Celine to sing. As I was prepping, I talked to Rene.(and let me add I was already creeped out because I’d learned he’d managed…

If I was getting married in Canada in December, I would definitely have capes!

No kidding! I never got the competition between any of it, frankly. Are you getting married because the two of you love each other or what? If so, who cares about the particulars of other people’s relationship or the size of their ring/cost of their wedding?

RIGHT! She doesn’t have a favorite restaurant, or a favorite park but she has a favorite spot on the fucking freeway?

“I’m wanting to apologize to everyone if I caused any problems,”

WHERE DID FRANK OCEAN GO??? I miss his shit to.

Looking great may be the best revenge but I’m happy with a brick through the window as a competitive runner up.

why was this allowed to happen

The only thing that’s ever prompted me to Google him is when I found out that he was a “Tropic Thunder” writer. He is terrifically good-looking, but “funny” pretty much equals “smart” to me.