"Arrrr At rast sterliotyps leturln to Doctor Whru!"

The Fourteenth Doctor: Oh Christ, get this guy AWAY from me!!
Jesus as his new companion. I can dig it.

He's been living the high life off that sweet Dead or Alive money for the last eighteen years. He's set for life.

His actors are loyal to him as well, witness the majesty of "Play It Again Dick."
Such comedy perfection with a perfect cast.

I say the words once but I experience them three times from the past, the present and the future. All are the same and yet different as I say the words I said and will say again before it is later as my dong swings in the airless world of Mars, slowly dancing in the dust

You say Gay Incest Fanfics.
I say Spec-Scripts.
Meanwhile The CW says "Here is a retraining order for all of Canada and any event with the letters "con" in it."

"Three seasons? So we have to write five whole episodes? We're going to need six years."
"Done. Welcome back to the BBC."

Check a look!

Took me a second to realise that you weren't using decimal points for your list.
I was wondering how and why you'd rate things 1.4, 2.2, 3.10 and 4.12 instead of just 1, 2, 3 and 4.

"Not unlike how having your doctor use a vibrator on you in 1900 to "relieve anxiety" was not considered sexual."

The guy who had the paw before you wished that Donald Trump would stop trying to be President.
Turns out being President counts as not trying to be President.
Pesky Monkey Paw.

Lazy bastard.

Sure that's all you remember, I remember watching Nicholas Cages twin brother absolutely killing it and showing us his soul.
Shame he never worked again.

They were planning on switching to "Fools, I will destroy you all!" but found out that doing so was part of the plans of an unspoken deep-one who sleeps below the in the deep waters of the Pasadena Waterslide Park and is named Foolsiwilldeestroiyouall and speaking his name awakens him.
Of course keeping him asleep…

Ever thought of collaborating on an invasion of grammar-obsessed alien overlords masquerading as a boy-band world tour?
Not that that is happening right now but if it were I'm sure that the hypothetical benevolent leaders of tomorrow would indulge in a crossover with the surviving cast members not busy working in the…

It's sheer elegance in its simplicity.

You're just another one of the unfortunate 10%.

That's a half truth!
He doesn't consider them people.

Not with that attitude they won't!

I have boiled your bunny.
because I loved you honey
and now we're apart
because you broke my heart