No Mad Max?
How will you be witnessed and pass through the gates of Valhalla then?

"I don't know if my liberal beliefs can take another savage beating from the wit and wisdom of Mike Huckabee!"

For what it is worth that cold opening was funny even if you don't know anything about the two hosts dating, I'm in Australia and had no idea who they were, just figured they had a flirty relationship on air and SNL took it to an extreme for comedic effect.

Nothing on SNL is allowed to be on the Right!

Scott Foley? I think you mean "TV's Scott Foley".

Well guessed.

It would have also helped her in states with massive farming communities which have a strong Republican voter base.
Could be the reason they don't support it also, it would help the states which don't vote their way, sure the users would like it in every state but the growers are the ones who'll profit in the end.

The only known Time Traveller in history tried to kill Hillary Clinton in 1992 with a falling electrical light rigging during a TV interview.
He was later taken by the Clintons security people and kept prisoner before he finally died from a lack of Enderscien(a bio-chemical compound which Time Travellers need to…

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If Trump were a woman she would have got even more votes.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME JENNIFER GANHOLM'S GENDER???
You bigot.

Well the legal Latino immigrants probably dislike those who walk over the border illegally and don't go through the long, expensive process of becoming a legal citizen.
And then get told that they'll likely all vote the one way because they're all the same and have no other issues/concerns that they might like…

I'll put you out of your misery:
President Clinton was looking healthy at the inauguration.

You're an optimist.

I really liked The Mysteries of Laura.
It reminded me a bit of The Unusuals except the snark was watered down. And the cancellation of The Unusuals is still a stain upon the record of American Television.

He ran for Vice President and is your father.
Nothing?

Trump would have run a very different campaign because his outsider rhetoric wouldn't have worked as effectively against Bernie.

Hard to pronounce words will be sent to Mexico and a wall will be built to stop them coming back!

HEY! Vancouver is everywhere and everywhere is Vancouver!
I went to Vancouver, got drunk as balls and woke up three days later convinced I'd walked across America and was currently in New York.
Turns out the local hockey youths did not want to Forget About It, when I woke up America had universal health care at last!

Don't blame the CW, blame the healthy dairy industry in New Zealand!

Did you just assume xir's gender?