Not including Batman Versus Superman: Dawn of Justice as best movie… I hope your mother isn't named Martha.

A lot of people don't think that the Carry On films are masterpieces, we cinephiles who appreciate true art understand that they're not only brilliant but also essential movies, NEIGH Films, are often outnumbered by the plebian masses who like nothing more than to argue and fight with us more refined characters from…

I quite enjoyed this. I'm hoping that they resolve most of the Cult/Webb/Springs storyline this season and then focus on Todd, the Rowdy Three, Bart and Black Wing and whatever caused all that madness to happen.
Because trying to cram it all in next week will be very difficult.

It started about ten seconds after Todd and Dirk went back in time and five seconds before their return fifteen seconds later.

That dirty fucking llama tried to lick her feet back stage when she was getting changed and then told her that he'd torpedo her career if she told anyone. Then he had the FUCKING GALL to come on during her Nativity sketch and leer at her the entire time.

Hey! That was just between the two of us!

Well all I know is my penis now has a new nickname.
Just in case I get stuck in a Pleasantville scenario.

I've just been telling girls with boyfriends that I have cocaine as my pick up line.
It so far hasn't worked because I have only got tons of white pepper, however they do make some hilarious sounds when they snort it.

Poor James Packer. The guy has only shagged his way through half the Victoria Secret models on the planet and has billions of dollars. When's a billionaire like him going to catch a break?

On my planet it means hope.

Amaya and Nate were possibly written/introduced after they plotted out this crossover and the writers didn't want to have to find a way to slip them into the show which was already overstuffed.

Are Ollie and Barry bad enough dudes to go save him?

Heatwave was trained by the Time Masters so he's adept at not breaking history.

Killing Supergirl would see Superman OFF, his only living family dying would make him unpredictable, her alive would contain it because he'd leave it to Kara to solve it alone instead.

It was a series of longer than usual moving shots. Not one take, I thought the same as you and it did give that impression when watching it but they're mostly ten-twenty second long sweeping shots. Worked pretty well to give the location a sense of place and to show you where everyone was.
Would have been amazing if…

That was your only purchase this year?
Dude, buy some food.

Don't worry Jon Bernthal will guest star in a future episode and then murder her for sex with a minor.

That was my mistake. I only sent her pictures of owls, didn't include a single drawing of a dangling rooster.

Lena Dunham is in a mens prison in Maine?
Wow, that election result really took it out of her.

I know, she won't even sleep with me despite the fact that I mailed her several thousand pictures of yawning owls and two hand-drawn sketches of owls sleeping on top of a cow walking towards an abattoir. .
I mean, that's what the ladies like isn't it?