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Well anyone except a New Zealander, they aren't able to think. Because they're dum.

I prefer to think that the NYC art scene describes me.

Gervais?

Self Absorbed on a scale that makes sponges look like deserts, there was a roundtable discussion on YouTube with her, Amy Schumer, Kate McKinnon, Tracee Ellis Ross, Gina
Rodriguez, and Ellie Kemper and she kept interrupting everyone to talk about herself no matter what the subject was.

Don't worry, my TV show "Boys" will feature me naked in at least every episode and supermodels will be attracted to me despite my self-loathing.
Also I'm working on losing weight, down 15kg in the last month aiming at losing 8kg a month on average so I'll be down to something almost manageable by Christmas.

I'm a fat bald Aussie with nose hair. Ugly as sin and half the fun.

Her collection of stolen jokes volumes 1-17.

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Well "that guy" was Anthony Jeselnik. So any stories where she talks about stuff he said are bound to be funny and don't count as joke stealing either!
The rest… not so much.

That's brilliant!

Way.

She's written TWO books and Amy Schumer wrote one.
Which makes that interview the first time in history the two people talking have written more books in total than they've ever read.

It's pretentious to us but to her it is art.
I've just summarised her entire career I realise now.

Incorrect. She's very sexually appealing in a burka. At least compared to usual.

Of course you won't make more racism, you're lazier than a Mexican stealing a job and then working all day at it.

Idiot, you should blame the Jews. Saves so much time. Also I think we should start blaming Bangladeshi's for broken USB sticks, they don't get enough blame for stuff so I think that could be their niche.

Thinking she can play someone ten years younger than herself?
Her Ego is the second biggest thing about her.

Nah, they're all much prettier than that slag Yvonne and that mess Margot Robbie, talk about a threes acting like sevens. Glad to see the back of them.

Like a pensioner watching NCIS I completely forgot that Supergirl exists.