I highly recommend never tweeting

I honestly am completely lost by this story.

Don’t forget any children she may have in the future. Those children will not be able to get jobs 30 or 40 years in the future because of this article.

Tomorrows headline:

Can we agree now that the fallout from this has gotten ridiculous?

Yup, the downside of a fantastic tire. I have Super Sports and while the rear tires will still break loose from a standstill the rear end won’t let go at all when turning. The old stock tires were much worse but I miss being able to scoot the rear end around corners with a little throttle.

Hookers are kind of a charity, right?

Is it me or are “Self-made Lambo entrepreneurs” one of the many cancers of Youtube? I’m all for rich people buying nice cars, but I swear, Lambo guys always feel the need to swing their dicks around about how they “came from nothing” or are “self-made” or whatever.

Not enough space on the cover!

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Challenge accepted, bitch 

Well, I can’t argue with God...

Skip Barber Racing School

Because 2JZ bro.

No kidding! One of the biggest things that drive me crazy while watching these dashcam videos, is when you see some dipshit who doesn’t even tap the brakes until the last second, despite a dangerous situation that’s clearly about to unfold. Like when someone is 2 car lengths diagonal from a RV trailer that’s wobbling…

Everyone gets watermelon for lunch.

game of donkey kong with a fire and osha regs?

This is Jalopnik. It’s not a news site. It’s a blog. Journalistic requirements are the same as for all bloggers: Eugh! You guys! I like can’t even can right now! Those jeans Tiffany’s wearing make me so angry!

I’ll give this site crap for anti Tesla bias when it’s just bias...