It’s just your usual pyramid scheme. Create vaporware, team up with VCs, make something shiny looking (maybe), get many more investors via more VCs, create massively overinflated valuation, launch IPO, founders/VCs cash out, Joe Shmoe left holding empty box that his Bank of America “investment manager” used his money…

So can we make a dinosaur from him?

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Not sure why this is even a topic. So now there are distinctions between “regular” cars and Teslas? Whoever is behind the wheel is at fault. Personally, I don’t think there should even be such a thing as Autopilot. I just don’t understand how people expect/demand responsibility from drivers, and then allow companies…

+1 We don’t have a vendetta against Musk. Like, I promise.

The “driver”. Next question.

I used to play with one at my Grandpas, and another at my uncles. Even then they were sweet. Those and the Mercedes C111s.

Welcome to Jalopnik where everything you just said is wrong! Acceptable modifications to your statement include:

What you need is a 2018 Camry. Look how aggressive it is:

No, it wasn’t in Texas, it was in Austin. :)

*Frantically looks outside to see if my 2014 Ram pickup is still in the driveway*

African or European?

He’s now prepared to stop a bad Honda with a gun.

since a gun kicked up by another car probably wouldn’t have the force to lodge itself so perfectly in the front bumper

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

its an LC, not a Taco.

Bah, he would have been fine if he just had some live valve shocks.

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I’d argue Elon gets plenty of good press. Hes not wrong on the greater picture though. Since the article does its best to drag Trump in here’s one of my favorite examples of how the media handles people it just doesn’t like.

Fake news.