The guy forcing you to watch videos of things you don’t like sounds like a real asshole.

Ghastly sum? If only it were that cheap. It’s going to be a level 100 Gengar sum at the very least.

I’m inclined to trust in the passenger who stepped in. He did so knowing full well what confronting an airline employee can lead to (really, who doesn’t these days) and apparently saw something infuriating enough to hazard it anyway. I like to think I would do the same.

Thanks detective, for your totally useless assumptions. Good work.

No, you calm down!!

It’s not unfair to say that people are just more angry and wound up in general these days, pretty much across the board...

Park it perpendicular. Problem solved.

I have a friend with a color shifting dip job in his S2000. It looks fantastic in pictures. It does not look so great in person.

Even worse, yet related, are those who hit their brakes (or even STOP) when merging onto the interstate from the on ramp. Those people are a menace to society and must be exterminated.

People who brake on the highway.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

S A R C A S M

What blows my mind are all the people saying some variation on “ok, so the paying customer was a doctor on his way to see patients in Louisville, so what, I’m sure there are other doctors in Louisville.” Yeah, and I’m equally sure there are four other United ticket-punchers available in Louisville too. Somehow that…

YOU AGREED TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

yeah what employee is looking at this situation like “well thank god they almost killed that guy, i really didnt want to take the bus”

Also: Chicago and St. Louis are like, 5 hours drive away from each other. Walk down to the Hertz and rent a car. Put them on a bus. Or a train. They didn’t have anything they had to do before the next morning, unlike the people who paid for a ticket, who likely had connecting flight.

what pisses me off about this is the whole employee transfer thing. that united would rather 1) offer $3200 for people to disembark to save, what, $2000 flying the employees on another airline? and very obviously 2) beat the fucking shit out of a guy and settle the inevitable multi-million dollar lawsuit that results…

What’s worse are the losers spending their day defending those policies all over these articles.

Mencken said that no one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of the American people, and I would argue that no one ever went broke underestimating their apathy. It’s amazing the kind of mental logic people will put themselves through to avoid even questioning the status quo a little bit. The (insert…

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.