Odyssey was my first console back in... the aughts... not the ‘70s, because no one is THAT old! NO ONE.

Hah! I can't believe you spent time making these things. Awesome.

I am going to buy this so much. It looks incredible and will most likely be dailyable. It’s looked very clunky up until this mule but I feel it now.

Well, you mentioned possible snow, so there really is no other choice but Unimog:

TBH I’m not really interested in an apologetic Musk. People are too sensitive. I understand he must be under a ton of pressure, though, so he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.

I saw you in NY earlier today:

I know. Now, rest.

No. Patently false. All cars are supposed to be drifting. Read your bible.

Performance IS hoonage.

I'm so sick of hearing how tires are so important. I have a Chevy SS and I just bought some fantastic tires for it and it ruined the performance. They just stick too much. I want my slide back. 

You can see that something is wrong with the suspension of the SUV which leads me to believe he is a stancetard. Therefore, this is entirely his fault.

600LT. Won't depreciate. 

Musk didn’t fail in the rescue effort as he was only a back up in case the other stuff didn’t work. Where he failed was in calling someone a pedo. The other guy should have simplified his comment instead of making it look like Musk dropped the ball. He was most likely just pissed that the media gave so much attention…

Wait. This is worse than a filth waterfall?

the best.

I knew it had the best build quality all along.

I am frankly tired of “journalists “ leaving out all the important contextual info you just listed. 

Almost all of what you said can be true and still have a higher performance model for the few that want it. Except, bring back the v10.

Seriously, why can’t you guys just report “Elon Musk carelessly accused someone of one of the worst crimes imaginable based on what appears to be blind conjecture.” rather than going off the deep end bringing it back around to Trump and all that? We don’t need a history of your opinions of Musk’s previous “transgressio…

It’s still a Jalopnik inside joke. Maybe you don’t joke? Jokes are for weaklings, anyway.