“... and not just a cloud of terrifying thoughts.” Sorry, but this video is now about becoming a cloud of terrifying thoughts. You all know it’s true.

You’ve talked me out of it?

They use focus RS head gaskets on the 4x4. That’s where those darn things went!

Lime is the essence of beautyness.

I’ll be in China so we’ll have t0 reschedule. First week in May will work.

I bet you won’t even notice in black.

Kristin Wiig is my hero.

Jokes on you: model Ss don’t HAVE a third gear.

Nope. China. ...and the other car kept slinking around like a fish that looked like it was dead and then suddenly it wasn’t.

This car looks seriously incredible. Just stahp.

I really love this car. I would probably choose it over an m4 since that also sounds like a turd. Living in Silly Valley, I hear an m4 coming around every corner and it’s seriously played.

hah. Conditions. This is really a lot closer to someone throwing a rock off a bridge at your windshield than it is “conditions”. Try to avoid this, I dare you!

This is really common in China. I often see people driving the other way in the shoulder to get back to the exit they just missed. Or just driving there because they got on the highway from the next exit and it’s easier to drive the wrong way back an exit to get where they’re going. Or to avoid a street camera since…

I just wish they would do a lightweight version of this car. I realize it drives great and looks the biz, but I would rather they dropped 400lbs instead of gaining a few more horsies.

Great. Now I HAVE to do it.

As long as it’s cheap...

This seems like a great option for building a Locost 7. If it’s relatively light, then the power is more than enough and would be an interesting package. I have an old VW G60 supercharger lying around and it would be a super odd/ cool mashup.

Infiniti m45

Welp, we got ‘em this time. Tesla cannot survive this one. In other news, Trump has finally committed the ultimate faux pas and will resign this week. Additionally, cockroaches are disappearing in record numbers and are expected to be extinct by Sunday.

We don’t need another Miata.