I had one that I bought in 95-96. I deliberately went for the g60 because it was 200lbs lighter and the steering wheel didn’t have an airbag. Neuspeed had enough time to put together a smaller pulley and some other stuff to make 200hp. I kept it totally stock looking and redid everything that mattered and it was one…

“That’s what bumpers are for.”

I thought it was vestigial, myself.

I hate those people because they have no internal clock and if you asked them what they hated about other drivers, they’d say everything you just said, leaving out the part about cruise control. “Whycome he keep passin’ me and then he behind me?” Oblivious.

My friend has been driving much longer and has never had an accident or received a ticket. He is one of the scariest drivers I’ve ever had the displeasure to ride with;)

Not if other people are speeding as well ;) The cop has got to choose someone, best to look like you’re trying to mend your ways.

Yeah, why is this? People act like going up hill is somehow harder to do. They slow down for no reason I can think of; it’s easier to brake and react in general while ascending. Why does everyone react as if it were the opposite?

The more I watch his videos, the closer the embodied energy gets to an actual paint job. Price, as well. We’ve long since crossed the line of diminishing returns on this stuff.

Agreed. My problem with these things is that I don’t like telling the same joke over and over. I find it disingenuous to try to pull humor out of the same old chestnut. I might get the California black plate, however. I hope that you can request that the dmv choose your characters. We’ll see. Not a top priority, ATM.

I’m definitely jealous. I’m currently packing because my landlord was becoming more and more intrusive. The worst thing I’m doing is allowing my in laws an extended stay. They have their own bedroom, mind you. Not like they’re sleeping on my neighbor’s doorstep and pooping in their yard.

You’re kind of a prodigal son now David. A year ago it looked like you’d never have a running car and now look at you. Impressing the landlords and all... now is your chance to get in good with the Landlord’s daughter, btw.

I want you to turn that music... UP.

It’s probably only a green mamba. They’re pretty jumpy, if I remember correctly.

I would def consider one of these if it came in a stick. My SS is amazing but I am definitely ready for moar power. I guess I’ll be tuning instead. That antique chassis might make it worthless anyway.

We have these “roundabouts” in Mountain View California that are only decorative, to add to the confusion. There are lights and you have to yield to traffic the way you normally do, except there’s a very large, round planter in the middle of the intersection. People constantly make up their own rules trying to figure…

This is likely an elaborate hoax because the BMW driver messed up his car and needs an excuse for his insurance company. He can point to this video after a few days and say “Look! The evil bastards what did this to meh posted their evildoing for all the world to see! Thank goodness one of my friends happened upon the…

The only person who ever gets killed at these things is Kenny, anyway. Everyone else is safe, despite what it looks like.

I was getting my subarooni serviced yesterday and there was a woman there who had waited 10k miles ABOVE the recommended service mileage. The room got suddenly quiet when she [happily] admitted that.

Elephant in the room:

I’d be willing to bet he does not own one of his own cars. He just drives whatever demonstrator/prototype is available, atm.