“I’m Mrs. Maisel. I’m on the road the next few days, but unlike your innocence, I’ll be back.”
“Great set.” “Hey, thanks.” “I can never tell if they’re talking about the boobs or the comedy.”
“I like Utah. They’ll think you’re Mormon and leave you alone. I mean, no one talks to Mormons unless they have to.”
“You’re not…

hello lotta quotes coming atcha:

Having Declan’s storyline with Lenny instead would’ve been great and definitely intriguing I agree. Also, I just want more Luke Kirby as Lenny Bruce.

loved that gag throughout 

I really like how Midge and Joel’s relationship has evolved. I hope they’ll continue to be there for each other. Like how Joel commented that he wish he was there to see her set, that was sweet.

When Abe appeared in the crowd I kept repeating aloud “oh shit, ohh shit” and I’m sure Midge was doing the same thing.

yes! that was so sweet to me

Carl Finger. A spectacular name. I love all the intercom announcements.

“Your little toys.” “They’re not toys.” “They’re cute.” “They’re cute, yes. But they’re not toys.”
“I mean look at you. It’s like a dollop of whipped cream grew a head.”
“You look at a tree, you go to bed, you get up, you look at a tree. You’re gonna do that for two straight months? What the fuck is going on up there?”
“E…

“I only have one pair of fancy socks.” “They’re the ones with the floating martini glasses on them.” “Those are my comical socks.”
“Coat room?” “Purgatory with a better view.”
“Moishe, did you bring the bag of money we use to bribe people? There’s a bag of money we use to bribe people.” “A little louder, Ma. I don’t…

Maybe because it’s more watched/popular of an Amazon original which seems to encourage binging? I noticed with Forever (more people should watch that and Homecoming btw) I think it did have the 30-second buffer between rather than Maisel which is like 5 seconds or something. Not sure about Romanoffs, haven’t watched…

thank you! I plan to! Just don’t wanna binge too fast. I’ll try to go the speed of the reviews if not slower.

Susie crying at Charlotte’s Web is so perfect.
“Eighteen and a half. Such a tiny fuckin thigh.” I knew Susie was gonna find the joint Lenny gave Midge and I’m glad she did.
“Let me guess. Freud?” “Better. The Bible.”
“Lots of chemicals and solvents all over the place. You remember the Triangle Shirtwaist fire?” “Like it…

“Fuck off!” Me to my alarm every day.
“Uh, hold on. Let me get my book”…”Shit I gotta get a book.”
“Hey why does every girl there sound like a guy who’s just been kicked in the nuts?”
“Take 6th avenue and add a bell. That’s Philadelphia.” I’ve missed Susie!!
“She’s probably just waiting for you to sweep her off her feet…

if scoot mcnairy made punk

rewatched s1 couple weeks ago and my, my how i love this show. so ready for s2! appropriate it’s airing in the middle of hanukkah too

“the trapeze swinger” was such a perfect song to end it

Ugh this show is so good!! I’m so into it and so far this episode was the most visually striking to me which is fitting considering the title is Optics.

lil late to this but is the “medicine” going to be put into the food?? and that’s why he wants to vet the kitchen staff? just a hunch so far but we’ll see

yorgos lanthimos never retire, bitch