Rest in peace, little man...rest in peace.

To be fair to Schaub, though; it wasn't very nice of the Houston police to ask him to identify the two trespassers out of a police lineup, and then laugh hysterically when they told him he had to pick 6.

Sounds like you might need the extra height, what with everything going over your head.

If it goes back through a season's worth of radio chatter and penalizes every driver who dogged a few laps to help out a teammate, it'd be a pretty empty Chase field.

Nice to hear Jim Kelly had won something.

Dear Jon,

I think it's crazy how they give away stickers for acheiving the simplest of tasks these days. "Peed" really?

Cop: [walks up to car]

Do NOT try to insist on being sent home from the hospital the day you've been a terror victim. $8k for the outpatient, $125k for 1 night in the hospital. Lesson learned.

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?

She isn't a race car driver, she can't ever take accountability for her mistakes. It's always the cars fault, the crews fault, the spotters fault, never her own. She's the worst driver in NASCAR because of her attitude. She isn't a race car driver, and neither am I, but at least I admit when I'm wrong. (Which I'm not…

It's too bad Tebow didn't join the team last year. Hernandez could have learned how to never successfully execute anything.

At the end of the day, we can all agree on one thing.

To qualify as a "jock," does one have to be competent at his sport?

Fuck Me, I Can't Even Fucking Talk

Ex-Sabres Coach Joins Team That Ruined Everything For Sabres

Do I have to read the whole question, or can I just answer False?

Diamond Dallas Page: "I'm sorry... The Roc? The fuck outta here."

Gotta love us Philly sports fans. We'll even heckle golfers