Had the Sabres not been forced to start their entire AHL D in the ECF Carolina wouldn’t have been there to begin with.

CP. It’s a fucking PT Cruiser, you couldn’t pay me to let you park one in my driveway.

Fuck Kevin Dunn.

The best part is that Roman is supposed to be the good guy.

You had me at “Chris Berman sucks”.

Fuque Notre Dame.

What the hell? Just... why?

I’m 100% Irish, but I’m a sous-chef in a really nice Italian restaurant.

I use the “call me back” message for some calls. As in the kind where the guy knows exactly why I’m calling and definitely does not want me to leave specifics on his voice mail or in a text.

As someone who has worked in kitchens his whole life I can’t imagine this. I mean, I insist anyone takes their shoes off before stepping in my living room at home, but at my job? Wearing no shoes is not only a big health code violation, but also really dangerous. And kinda gross.

You can get a new owner in free agency?

Eat a pallet of dicks, fucko.

These things are complete shitboxes. CP all day, not worth $12

Fuck Crapple, and fuck the iPad.

I just had to look at the picture to know this is a CP all the way. I wouldn’t pay $3, much less $3,000.

In his last college game he completely destroyed his knee.

Absolut is fucking garbage.

My cousin had one of these.

The Bills need to do the same thing.

Buick. Lexuses (Lexus’? Lexxi?) look bad from the front but great from everywhere else (see also: Mercedes), but Buicks look like ass from any angle. Same for Acura.