Bingo. There’s only one way to deal with a narcissistic parent, and she’s done it flawlessly. Beaten him at his own game and he won’t even know it for a while. If he does though, or if someone points it out to him, then the narcissistic injury will prompt one hell of a payback. You could then expect a truly nasty lie…

It’s not even a tabloid. It’s a blog. 

Exactly. The fact that’s he’s stupid enough to think “let me leak this letter where my daughter says I’m breaking her heart into a million pieces. That’ll show them and help my case.” He and Samantha are totally clueless.

Totes. And it would be great if the editorial stuff would at least have that self-awareness as well. 

Jezebel is a tabloid. A tabloid with delusions of grandeur, but a tabloid none-the-less. The sooner we all make our peace with that the better.

Yeah, this letter was clearly written with the expectation it would be leaked. The fact that he can’t see that and somehow thought it would make him look better to leak it is insane.

He is the opposite of what a father is supposed to be. He won’t go away until the paydays stop, or his poor health catches up with him, whichever comes first.

I really think she and Harry or maybe their team were anticipating him selling the letter. I really think they goaded him into doing that. The letter confirms everything leaked in the People magazine story and makes him look like a crazy, opportunistic liar. He said she cut him off completely and never mentioned the…

Oh, good. The kid being bullied for having the last name as Fat Hitler (tm*) is now going to be seen on national tv with him. That should definitely stop all the bullying. Which do you think will be shorter, the collective jail sentences of all indicted tRump associates, or the amount of time this kid is going to have…

Does this kid really think he’s going to be less bullied by associating with the actual Trump family?

Lol. Yup, it is! If it’s a verb, it’s almost always “affect”.

Your choices are:

This will have no effect on any of our lives.

Or

This will affect none of our lives.

It does feel like a false equivalent. I would think the more appropriate comparison would be to a less-stylized female artist. Like maybe a Nora Jones or something? I can’t think of anything she has worn ever, which is right on par with Ed. I think their musical/performance styles, while not identical, are more…

No! Have you seen how ducks have sex? It’s horrifying, like something from a David Cronenberg movie. They got corkscrew cocks... cockscrews™.

If anybody makes a product called “cockscrews ™” I get a slice.

“It’s the most beautiful duck,” added Barrett. “Probably in the world.”

She doesnt care enough to do it when it means something or actually go out and speak during the campaign because that might cost her money but she’s gonna jump on the bandwagon after the fact.

Or like, when people can still register. Why even bother now? 

Cool. Maybe next time try tweeting support BEFORE the voting starts.

Youre right.

There is no humanizing PR campaign that can ever erase the fact that that people and their ancestors spent centuries living high on the public dime and sitting on a throne all because they sincerely believe they’re “ordained by God” to be a selfish asshole. Sure, they do charity work and public events these days…

Hey, didn't Dukat end up being deposed from power, going insane, and being possessed by a demon?