I bet people have to talk very softly there.

:-o

We got married at the Mutter Museum which is filled with parts of dead people; does that count?

gran is bae

“Look at what you made us do”?

Since the police motto of “To Protect and Serve” is obviously irrelevant, what does everyone think a suitable replacement should be? “To Menace and Harass”? “Do What You’re Told”? “You’re Lucky If We Don’t Kill You”?

So do cops receive any training, or you know, even ADVICE about keeping citizens alive during confrontations and arrests?

What was the official cause of death? You can’t put gross negligence/incompetence/outright malice of shitty cops on a death certificate.

My family tended to use the same funeral home because the couple who owned it was very nice and the location was pretty central to everyone. My grandmother, though, always noted how many rings the woman wore.

Just because something isn’t all bubbles certainly doesn’t automatically put it in the grimdark catagory.

Lucy Lawless & Renee O’Connor consider the characters to be lovers, so if we get them back, I’m certain the characters will be more “out” than they were on the show. And they were pretty much out in season six.

Goofiness! Xena does not need to be dark and gritty and realistic.

It was so funny. I had straight friends that watched and we’de be all, you know they’re totally doing it, right? After the next ep, they’d be all holy shit, how did I not see that before? Good times.

Browncoats are the fandom most likely to go full jihad.

The veiled lesbian subtext and the 4th wall eye winking at the fandom in later seasons was half the fun.

Like Rizzoli & Isles squared

Sources say the new Xena would have to have the charisma and charm of Lawless and the smarts of The Hunger Games’ Katniss as producers are said to be looking for a sophisticated and smart superhero for a new generation.

You and I both know dead bodies rested on that furniture and it’s futile to believe otherwise.

In the town where my husband grew up and I spent most of my teen years, we had two funeral homes. One was crazy expensive, and the other was also a furniture store. So most people in town bought beds from the same place that they visited dead people.