SPOILERS!!!!’

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So basically NO ONE READS THE BOOKS???

Anyone else read this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice?

I think I improved your title. No way these asshats would just own up to anything.

Jesus is like, “ich spreche kein Englisch, dummkopf.”

In the Duggars’ defense, Josh Duggar only molested four of his sisters. It’s not like he molested ALL of them.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

Is life really this grim? This joyless? Is private voting in a democracy an experiment destined to collapse upon itself like a dying star because human nature is bleak, dark and angry?

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

For example, I just learned that Eminem had a daughter.

Yassssssss, Jamal! But nooooo, Jamal!

Can't we argue that binge-watching is barely on the IRL side here?

these gifs only reignite my burning crush for sassy Paul Rudd.

I still don't understand how/why Paul Rudd didn't take home an Oscar for WHAS.