Pro-tip: Binge drinking enables mental health issues. I would somehow expect a school revered for their medical program to not have idiotic mentalities like these.

Wait.... if she was fleeing from police AT THE TIME SHE FELL, how, exactly, did no search get carried out? Did the police watch her fall and say, "Nah, too far, down, not going" or did she get far enough ahead of them that they lost her, and they just said "eh, I'm tired, we're not going to keep looking for this…

This was great. I really could've watched 10 minutes more of it!

John Oliver is effectively proving that The Daily Show concept can be improved without being Colbert. On top of that he's doing solid work as a reporter.

She's the only part of Gotham I like. Well, not true. The show has one of the most talented casts I've seen in a long time. The writing/editing/all of the rest are just horrific.

I have nothing clever to say, although sadly I've been trying for a few minutes. BUT I did find this comment on a Free Willy theme song video

Does getting the shit beat out of you in a home game count? Asking for a friend.

That's okay Jezebel: I didn't like sleeping anyway.

This atheist is very pleased not to be associated with any of this mess

I am clearing my schedule to learn how to embroider this.

Exactly. Has there ever been a story that was more WTF in every direction?

so what you said is a little insensitive, but let us consider that point.

I grew up in a missionary family - even did a short term mission myself once as a teenager. My mother does missionary work in Kenya. I'm... not really surprised. I mean... this guy is a monster, totally. But to be honest, missionaries creep me the fuck out. It's like they have to go halfway across the world to find…

So will Rust:

Just read the affidavit in support of the criminal complaint and answered my own questions:

"including confiscating his passport, false imprisonment, keeping food from him one day, delay in allowing him to depart from the country, misleading his parents."

Just a random aside: If you're going to rape kids, maybe the middle of HIV-istan isn't the place to do it.

I did some volunteer work in Zambia several years ago...sadly, this is all too plausible, and almost certainly hushed up most of the time.

... There goes my lunch.