Or cottonmouth. Or chapped lips?

This seems about right. I never watched the theatrical version but the directors cut goes into more detail about the tangent universe.

This is going to break the internet. What's next? A hedgehog beating its owner at Monopoly?! I can't handle this!

What are the effects?

Oh shit, drama bomb!

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

This is the most important question.

Barney really came off as completely and utterly insane in this episode. From his super-hyper "oh my gosh guys i'm waving my hands in the air i'm so happy we are together on this night drinking again in our favorite bar and we need to stay out until 5am GUYSSS!!" to serious "everything i am and blah blah blah". It was…

I'd be friends with her so hard.

I for one, am utterly shocked.

It's like we're battling against an army of Starbucks baristas and office interns.

I'm still so disappointed about that tournament.

THANK YOU. Although I'm happy scotch is currently winning. Now I must retire to my leather wingback chair in my smoking jacket and tumbler of Buffalo Trace.

IPAs taste like bitter ass water. And PBR tastes like slightly less bitter, watered down ass water.

Right?? Holy crap, don't make me choose!!

Seriously. But for real, how is Advil beating Oxy? What's wrong with you sore-jointed people?

I love it when teens can actually get to listen to good music. They're practically flabbergasted that no electronic correction of any form was used. It's like watching a beautiful flower bloom in front of your eyes.