You. Keep that shit up. Seriously.

I laughed out loud at beastlord. Also, the first thing I thought of was: "how do you have sex in something like that? With people literally lying behind a thin metal locker wall on the other side."

Haha! Perfect. I turned my head like a confused puppy when I saw that.

Ghhhghghhhh....

Hmm. Interesting. And they look delicious.

Me too. I will cut a bitch if they ever took away my Bruschetta Chicken Burger.

"pickled cucumbers". So....pickles?

Yeah, how is this any different from what we usually think about when we hear "porn star"? Other than maybe the 34B bra size.

If I did that to my cat it would have been a catastrophe.

What, no Mumford & Sons? I'd say anything off their latest album, really. My favorite "fuck you, I'm never going back to you, you suck" breakup song is "Broken Crown".

I will most definitely not be seeing this. This opens up a creepy can of Oedipal worms.

Agreed! Most of the people I know who voted in 2012 (including myself) either didn't vote at all for the sheriff and judge positions, or just voted for someone they knew nothing about.

Gross.

Jesus. This guy is still Sheriff?? Sigh.

Best salad and breadsticks ever and fuck anybody who says otherwise.

I cried like a little girl during AI. I didn't necessarily like that movie but goddamn those child robots.

Yes!