Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Karma owes him a lot more than just a fractured shoulder

Your comment kinda implies that you only engage in entertainment properties for educational or personal development purposes, and I think that’s a huge disconnect from the rest of the population’s approach.

Biden said, contemporaneous to this, he “[did] not care whether in a modern marriage you want the man or the woman to take that [single earner] responsibility.”

It’s going to be a classic at Furry conventions.

I’ll be 50 in a few months. I’ve never been afraid of death but my best friend, who was about six years younger than me, died about two years ago and yes I’m feeling my mortality in new ways for sure. But I’m a lot less terrified and a lot more determined to live the life I want to live because I realize that I’m…

Yeah... I’m no Bernie Bro, and did vote for Clinton, but I’d ask you to consider some things with that line of reasoning. 1) PUMAs, for perspective. 2) The fact that almost all Sanders supporters did in fact support Clinton, and that the fractional divisions correlate to Sanders supporters that were traditional Ds and…

You seem to be trying really hard to get all up in this guy’s business while discounting his wife’s agency.

Stretching too far Esther. And then there’s this:

Can we just make all of these white guys drop out?

I don’t really have any patience for this right now. Every single candidate on the Dem side, including freaking Tulsi Gabbard, is an incalculable improvement over Trump, who’s not only the worst president in US history but one of the worst leaders of a country in, at least, modern history. We can get back to our usual …

Ok Dr. Humblebrag.

Also, in that usage, “I” is incorrect.

unavailable to my parents and I

That $140,000 ring is far from “Simple.”

I had a bunch of English teachers over the years tell me that the phrase “centered around” (as used in the first paragraph of this article) is grammatically incorrect and doesn’t make sense. I seem to see it everywhere these days though. 

I get a bunch of pointed comments about how my similar-aged cousins are now all married, buying houses, and having kids and they are just SO GODDAMNED HAPPY!!! I'm fine eating my Hot Pockets and chips out of a Tupperware on my bed at 2am, thanks. 

And yet Trump regularly demonstrates his dementia with no editing/manipulation needed.

She’s right tho. 

I just looked at the future, and I see drama brewing in the Kardashian household.