Jesus H Christ, I hope she doesn’t (and I voted for her). She has too much baggage. She is not a slam dunk candiate and the Democrats need to learn from their mistakes. Run someone young and without years of intrigue behind him/her. Run someone like Obama that will get people excited to vote.

It’s strange but quite a few folks are reaching deep here, for whatever reason, to come up with their own humblebrags as if it compares to or diminishes what Beyonce will do at Coachella. Just bizarre.

One would think you working through your pregnancy is a bit different than singing/performing a set in front of thousands. But here we are.

Coachella is usually over 90 degrees, there’s a dust storm at least once a day that lasts a few hours, and there are giant, LED lasers and pyrotechnics during most of the headlining performances. And the sound is deafening. It’s one of the loudest, least comfortable places I have ever been. I’m sure Bey will be…

Don’t buy a fucking word

“I have Zero sympathy. Zero..”

I literally have woken up a few mornings thinking, OK, what did he do? Are we OK? I mean, fuck. That is no way to live. That honestly must be what it means to live under a dictator.

If you need me I’ll be in a fucking fetal position on my bed because I’m just not sure how much more I can take and OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS ONLY DAY TEN.

Force them to follow the Kardashians on all social media? Sick, dude.

The superdelegates declared their support before a single vote was ever cast. That’s a problem, it shows an institutional will that people tend to pick up on. Furthermore, a smaller number of debates and the shitty timing of them (deliberately so. I would think Who the hell schedules a debate on the last Saturday…

I’m too old because I still can’t figure it out and assume its “Grandma quarrels”? “Grandma Irritable”? “Gram is ill”?

 I am a Certified Youngn and even I had to re-read that headline a few times before it made sense. Which I assume was the point.

Unfortunately, I don’t know if the Democratic party has learned its lesson yet.

I don’t know how truly progressive Obama is

This is the knee-jerk reaction a lot of people have when coming to grips with their privilege. We say, “but I’ve never actively promoted discrimination of black women! But of course I want them included in the feminist movement!” but we fail to remember that we are operating on a curve and where we START is in a place…

Because it’s clearly more than just the “redneck” or “Evangelical” who voted for him. It’s the friendly woman who brings donuts at work. The mother of your child’s best friend. The boss who loves you. The teacher at your kid’s school. And it’s the extended network of those people who didn’t vote for Trump, but didn’t…

The only response I can think is to my fellow white ladies:

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Interestingly enough, that’s the one it covers. And that’s the one we saw every year. I have read the reports, and I will fully admit, the animal acts made me uncomfortable. I would have enjoyed it more if it had just been human performers. But I continued to take my kids, despite the moral quandary, because I find…

Seeing an elephant in person was entertaining enough before the internet piped videos to your phone on demand.