YAAS. I tell ya, women below 60, we strong, but women over that age that survive that stuff along with all the  other bs that was just being alive, man, that’s strength that can blow up the universe.

SEVEN YEARS?!??1?!!?

I recently listened to Mindhunter and learned about this guy. That must have been absolutely terrifying, especially after finding out about all the people he murdered.

Lois is a treasure and I’m glad she survived. Her reaction to the spa they went to for vitamin infusions and the cryo-chamber was the best.  She lived through a serial killer attack and is 90, she doesn’t need your snake oil TYVM. 

The assault on Lois Rinna happened in 1960. He was later convicted in 1970 and sent away for 7 years. They let him out again and from 1979–1981 he raped and murdered 5 more women. In 1988 he was sentenced to death and he’s been on deathrow ever since. He was then convicted of 2 more murders and there is evidence that…

A memo went around headquarters, partner brands, etc. Don’t worry about it, people are just doing this as part of their jobs. I follow a stuffed badger on Facebook for the same reason.

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I was reading an article on The Takeout the other day, and people were saying they didn’t know that you should tip fucking stadium vendors who haul heavy ass beers up and down the stairs so your lazy ass doesn’t have to leave your seat. “But it’s so expensive!” Yeah, it is! But if you’ve got $12 to spend for a beer,…

I watch all the Housewives franchise shows, and the theme of “loyalty” among friends seems to be a common denominator. It feels like middle school, but more ridiculous because these are grown ass women with careers and families, and who have real life problems, and should know better than this.

Nene is tired. Tired from trying to care for her sick husband—and her act as a housewife is tired. She’s lost any sense of humor about herself, or the inherent ridiculousness of these shows. She is no longer very fun to watch & the drama she cooks up is uninspiring.

If you take on the burden, and that is what it seems to be, of being Nene’s friend, as Cynthia has done, don’t pretend like you don’t know she is mean and self-centered and expects fealty and, in this case, at least a head’s up that Kenya may be at the party.

Nene has been so obnoxious this season. I understand that she’s going through something with Gregg, but instead of being honest and forthright about that, so makes everyone else bow down to her problems. She hasn’t been a good friend.