This! The ativan doesn’t make me unafraid of a crash, it makes me not care that I am afraid. I keep screwing up the dosing though. 3 ativan it too many ativan, if anyone wants to know :)

As a recovering alcoholic, I’m happy my doctor trusts me with an ativan prescription.

I used to be such a good flier. No anxiety. I’d get on, fasten my seat belt and fall asleep. OUT. Like a light.

OMG, I was able to log in!!!!!!! It has been months!!!!!!! YAY!

I confess I absolutely cannot wrap my head around the Smollett case. Like....WHY?? It’s just so astoundingly stupid if this is all true. Like, no rational cost/benefit analysis would make this even remotely feasible. Gamble your career and reputation on what, a pay raise? To be fair, I absolutely don’t get the…

“[E]ach actor was asked to dance at the beginning of their audition as this was a way to show one’s level of confidence.”

His “church” supports gay conversion “therapy.” They can ALL go choke on a bag of assorted donkey dicks. 

have you SEEN Jesus’ abs?

He is giving me real ‘Tom Cruise as the face of Scientology’ vibes with this stuff. Same with the Biebs. I’m wondering if they have some handlers influencing this sudden public display. 

If he want’s to be super religious, that’s fine for him, but fuck dude, maybe keep it a bit more to yourself. I can not stand when people try to shove their religion down my throat. I’ll keep my atheism to myself, and you can keep your religion to yours. He’s officially my least favorite Chris.

Chris Pratt, his animal abandonment, homophobia church, and his bullshit nice-guy persona that, mark my words, is hiding a monster, can all go choke to death on a bag of assorted donkey dicks.

It’s from High Fidelity. Jack Black’s band is called, first “Sonic Death Monkey,” and then “Kathleen Turner Overdrive.” I can’t take any credit besides being a thief with good taste.