God I love Seattle.

San Fran has followed suit.

He went on to add,

I saw a documentary she made about herself on Netflix and, basically, her family was FUCKED. UP.

Giving off a kinda Neneh Cherry vibe, of which I heartily approve.

Between this and Zayn leaving One Direction, today is really not my day.

I try to avoid Lifetime, because one you start, you can't stop. With that being said, I'm ready to watch this movie.

Hopefully. Then they can make it into a Lifetime movie because I totes would watch!

Yep. This is why I also love the potato salad guy. It's not driven by narcissism, but more about having a sense of humor and running with an idea that catches on. The 38 weddings is a whoooooole different thing.

I'm kinda diggin' this story. I hope these guys all end up being lifelong friends.

"Could it be because he's raising the money for an offer that was extended to him, as opposed to some self-indulgent creation of his own?"

Nailed it.

I hate when the response to all the "frivolous" GoFundMes is "BUT THINK OF ALL THE CHARITY YOU COULD BE DOING INSTEAD!!!" Sometimes doing something silly is really okay.…

Yes. Because that's all she is.

50 approves, as he should.

Here's the thing, have you ever done it?

Bootstrap talk make Ricky horny.

I sent my mom flowers sometimes, it was never an issue. My dad too a few times, less often than my mom but he loved them too so I'd do it once in a while.

Am I really supposed to tip this floral delivery guy when I didn't even know he was coming to deliver me flowers that I didn't even buy?

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…