...but you have almost no chance of being killed if you go that route. Where's the thrill?

He seems like a pretty big dick.

I mean if you two CRAZY kids can't make it, what chance do any of us have?

It really depends on how big his dick is.

OMG! The navel on that baby. Geez how realistic they trying to be? Only thing missing is the umbilical cord and the clip.

zomg!! those dolls have dead terrifying eyes. are they sitting on a mop?

I would bet that either she or the people protesting the euthanization would have gladly paid for the tests. There is simply no reason here why the dog had to be put down other than ignorance, fear, and incompetence.

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

Klassic Kris.

Gordon's got a "Star Wars Holiday Special Mark Hamill" thing going on in that photoshopped picture.

If I were Ramsey, I'd be a bit hurt. 'My adorable puppy wrinkles are embarrassing for who(m) exactly?"

I love that she also photoshopped Ramsey. Not only do we have to be beautiful all the time, but we must be surrounded by beautiful people!

#TEAMMIRANDA
She is definitely the best one. Charlotte is big-hearted but narrow-minded; Samantha is fiercely loyal but obnoxious; Carrie is needy, immature, and co-dependent. I really can't think of a nice thing to say about her. Miranda is smart, independent, has a killer career, knows exactly what she wants and goes…

Related note: I am almost finished with my rewatching of SATC (started with Season 2 because the first two season was SO bad) and while it's still fun to watch, man has that show aged poorly. I know I was in college when it was popular, but I don't remember it being quite so punny.

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

Hey, that's such a kind thing to say. I'm not sure my vacant bleating is worth much, but it's always interesting to hear other people's take on the issue. I'm not sure there are any right answers, though. Art is a fucking mindfield, eh?

I think it's easier than you imagine when you have a personal or emotional connection to the art. I would love to see a Venn diagram of people who believe that Michael Jackson probably engaged in sexual misconduct with children and people who happily dance and sing along to songs on Thriller.