"She paid rent, and she was there probably three times."

Doc Review Story Time! — The weirdest thing I ever saw in document production was a joke email someone had forwarded at work that attached a picture of Kermit the Frog shaving a woman's pussy. I don't remember the joke at all, but that's one hell of a punchline.

Weird story here.

We all know what she meant...

Hehe. If Benedict Cumberbatch and Maggie Q got married they would be...

Fuck that. She's awesome. What I hate most is that this story doesn't surprise me.

Isn't it Leikeli47, not Leikelei47? (Sorry for being that guy.)

Many thanks friend!

+1000

As far as singers? Probably Whitney Houston.

Your generation sounds like a bunch of sad underachievers.

Young Brando was straight up-gorgeous.

Bey bless this post!

PS I call Pope.

This is harder than FMK Newman, Brando, Eastwood because the starting point there is easy. I'm not fucking Marlon Brando.

you kill Beyonce because then she comes back to life three days later and we get started on building the Church of Beyentology.

Not hard at all. You marry Nicki, as per above, you fuck Rihanna because that seems like it would be a blast and she's clearly not ready to settle down and you kill Beyonce because then she comes back to life three days later and we get started on building the Church of Beyentology.

Not in a rainbow flag. Email Shutterstock.