#FOXWontLetMeWearPants

It's worth every penny.

I'm jealous! Taking my mom to see her live is a definite must on my bucket list.

YES, your comment made me remember the Harper's Bazaar article from a couple of years ago where Jennifer Aniston posed as Babs - they were actually pretty convincing!!!

I LOVE YOU BARBRA NEVER CHANGE

Yup, if a person uses the term "race card" unironically, there is a 100% chance they are an idiot and a 99.75% chance they are a bigot.

Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...

He looks like a good listener.

Kind of a confusing, messy shot from when I was learning to use a 35mm camera as a kid. His name was Chowder, he was totally gross and totally loyal and was the best side kick ever. I lost him 10 years ago and I think about him everyday.

we'll just have to miss our puppies together.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, KEN. Now, I'm crying again because you made me think of how much I miss my dog.

It's true, though. I AM crying.

I'm not crying you're crying. get outta here.

A picture of Bretagne, with her owner, that I saw today.

I live here, this made me laugh far more than it should have.

To clarify, Mike Tyson met with Rob Ford yesterday and declared him the "greatest mayor in Toronto's history."

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

I briefly liaised with a skater.

I skate so my thighs are pretty much weapons of mass destruction if I want them to be, so I suppose lifting my leg in the air would come a lot easier to these 0% muscle mass ladies.

They're just so...LONG. Like, everything about them...so loooong. It can't be easy flailing those limbs around.