This picture is the greatest thing I've seen all day. Babs and I don't agree on a lot of things, but I appreciate that at this point in life she has no more fucks to give. Loved how she rolled her eyes at W's painting exhibit.

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

Ummmm...if I heard someone say that "abortion has become so easy," I'd probably pounce on their ass too. Easy for whom, exactly?

Yeppers, came here just to say that. This applies to easily 75% of the weddings I've been to. Marriage, commitment, yada, yada, but here's a party with old friends! Sign me up!

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

50 shades of orange tabby.

I really want that cat. I would fuck with it all of the time, and it would fuck with me back and we'd be happy together.

Stop fucking slapping and hitting the cat, you asshole!

Agreed, though I don't even think Kim's "public mound" (lolz) was on my mother's radar, I learned most of what is right and such from her, so squatting with my vag' out was always off the table. I will still pop it and drop it with style and grace but I don't think that's ever really been "in poor taste" for me. It's…

Obligatory off-topic comment about how much I love your commenter name.

Aren't they being merged with American? Its like Alien and Predator joining forces but with more flight delays.

I took an internet break this weekend. This is the bullshit that I come back to. No thank you.

Right? I tried to resist but oh hell she is just terrific, period.

ACK... I really try not to like her... I don't even know why. Maybe it's because I think her music is shite. But T-Swizzle the PERSON, the cat lady, the child comforter like is this video, reassuring gal pal to the broken-hearted preteen... I JUST. WANT. to go yarn shopping with her. And I don't even knit. …

She also seems like she would be an amazing BFF, one who would always have your back and find time to talk to you even as she's busy traveling the world. I dig that about a chick.

I'm a nasty sarcastic goth bitch and I'd have hated her with a fiery passion when I was in her target audience demographic, but I don't know, since Kanye interrupted her I've sort of admired her for what she is. Cheesy bubble gum pop-country, sure, but she at least co-writes her own songs, which makes her more of a…

Say what you want about Taylor writing songs about her exes - she has a huge heart for being a big celeb.

I wanted to dislike Taylor Swift so badly because I'm a grumpy hipster like that but I just can't. I like her. do you hear that world?!