That's enough internet for me today.
And a nanny. And several hidden cameras.
And a housekeeper.
You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.
Haha. Seriously, the last concert I went to I was thinking, "Why do concerts start at 8... or if it's the second act, they start at like 9/9:15?!" I knew I was getting old when I wanted concerts to start at 7. That would even leave time for dinner....
Remember when Cissy Houston said wrote a book about her daughter and stated in an interview that she would not have been ok with Whitney being gay? Yeah, she seems lovely.
Robin Thicke shows the house, while walking in slow motion, with too much visine in his eyes- faking tears, while holding up signs of texts Paula sent him while breaking up. In every room is a huge bowl of water, he casually puts his face in and screams. And then moves on to the next room.
Indentured servants are actually useful, though. Unlike a Birkin bag.
Didn't we talk about this a few months ago when Kanye gave Kim that painted Birkin? I think the consensus was that the only person who could "decorate" a Birkin was Jane Birkin herself?
While I agree it is hideous and can't understand why anyone would want to carry it around in public, I don't give a shit about what somebody does to or with a purse. But I'm also of the mind that anything more than $50 on a purse is ridiculous, so don't mind me.
Yeah. Honestly I thought it was pretty cool that she defiled such a sacred object with meaningless words from a "reality" tv-show. I mean, is the dead cow filled with gold and weed before they start tanning the skin? Does it shit truffles? How does it cost so much? You are literally purchasing a symbolic "I'm stupidly…
It's tacky and offensive that there is a bag that costs more than what a large number of Americans make in a year.
The part that points out that the person that RUNS the kickstarter is obligated to do X,Y and Z...
She actually addresses this issue in the FAQ on her website:
One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…
Holy shit this ballsy. I'm always afraid I'll get attacked or killed confronting a street harasser.
I would not enjoy doing that. So, she kicks ass to do it for me.